Goofy is the only classic Disney character who...
madamebordella: artninja-mcrockviking: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically…. Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat. Reading this...
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twistedsinews replied to your chat: Glitter Oh man, glitter is dark matter. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Holy shit! the key to light speed travel is at our local craft store!
Me: Hey you think there's glitter in space since it's so hard to get rid of?
BF: This is what you called to ask me!?