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I always thought Ax was really hot, but I didn’t like using him in the first game because he had shitty ass poo magic. Thank god they fixed that in the second game :3

LOL OMG
Girl, did you know there’s a remake?
GOD IT WAS HORRID
I played that shit anyway.

For real? Like remake of the original game or Beast Rider or whatever it was called? lol

That terrible Beast Rider shit.
Though they should do an updated Golden Axe, based on the Original Game. We can have all the unnecessary CG and girls in bikini armor we need! 

Right just a updated side scrolling Golden Axe with epic graphics and I would’ve been a happy panda. But this always happens though every time a game does a spin off starring the one female character it always bombs because there too busy trying to show tities jiggling to work on some sort of innovative gameplay. That’s why that shit with Nina from Tekken bombed. 

I remember being a kid and legit calling Nina “Half naked assassin lady”. I don’t understand why she got her own game. You know who could have gotten their own game?
Lei.
now with zany partner Mokujin/Panda/Yoshimitsu
(lol Dr. B)

Right I mean there were so many more other interesting characters and even after all that Nina still has no personality lol 

Didn’t you read the handbook? You don’t need personality if you have jiggly bits. BIG ONES.
And a costume that allows you to jump around and show off said jiggly bits.
I could never understand how she and Anna moved around without falling out. THEY SERIOUSLY had no SUPPORT. 
Anti-grav boobs, a staple of ~strong female characters~

At least Anna is kinda lulzy and less of a killjoy. Nina is the worst kinda female archetype, I tire of the Ice Queen trope

hamburgerjack:

countessnoir:

hamburgerjack:

countessnoir:

hamburgerjack:

countessnoir:

hamburgerjack:

countessnoir:

I always thought Ax was really hot, but I didn’t like using him in the first game because he had shitty ass poo magic. Thank god they fixed that in the second game :3

LOL OMG

Girl, did you know there’s a remake?

GOD IT WAS HORRID

I played that shit anyway.

For real? Like remake of the original game or Beast Rider or whatever it was called? lol

That terrible Beast Rider shit.

Though they should do an updated Golden Axe, based on the Original Game. We can have all the unnecessary CG and girls in bikini armor we need! 

Right just a updated side scrolling Golden Axe with epic graphics and I would’ve been a happy panda. But this always happens though every time a game does a spin off starring the one female character it always bombs because there too busy trying to show tities jiggling to work on some sort of innovative gameplay. That’s why that shit with Nina from Tekken bombed. 

I remember being a kid and legit calling Nina “Half naked assassin lady”. I don’t understand why she got her own game. You know who could have gotten their own game?

Lei.

now with zany partner Mokujin/Panda/Yoshimitsu

(lol Dr. B)

Right I mean there were so many more other interesting characters and even after all that Nina still has no personality lol 

Didn’t you read the handbook? You don’t need personality if you have jiggly bits. BIG ONES.

And a costume that allows you to jump around and show off said jiggly bits.

I could never understand how she and Anna moved around without falling out. THEY SERIOUSLY had no SUPPORT. 

Anti-grav boobs, a staple of ~strong female characters~

At least Anna is kinda lulzy and less of a killjoy. Nina is the worst kinda female archetype, I tire of the Ice Queen trope

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